Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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