Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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