So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You've changed since you got that strap on
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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