I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
