Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
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I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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