Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Panties = found
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