Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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