Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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