So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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