I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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