I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
