So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
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