Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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