Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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