the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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