I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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