Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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