oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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