thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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