"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Randomize