You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize