Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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