I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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