Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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