I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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