This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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