Don't make out with my wife yet
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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