I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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