im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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