you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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