I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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