Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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