Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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