Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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