Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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