their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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