The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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