Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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