I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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