While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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