What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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