Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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