we're blogging at a bar
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
