Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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