I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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