He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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