and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He felt like a one man threesome
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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