does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
