butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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