I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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