We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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