Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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