so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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