she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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