Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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