Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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