When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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