We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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