I wanna bring you to show and tell
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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